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Curbing the testosterone levels of a Jolooker




A Jolooker is a person whose eyes have a direct relationship with his testosterone production levels, mainly because his ministry of discipline completely erodes even with the slightest input of misinterpreted eroticism.
It is a condition that psychology has made inroads to explain in detail but the psychiatry for relief still remains to be a myth.
There is a great demand for cardboard in the market these days because of this and clothes manufacturers are outrageously attempting to source for even more.
Ever since Minister Anthony Loke was pressed in parliament to resolve the eye-disturbing dress code issue of the stewardesses in the National Airline or MAS, the Kardbaya or cardboard Kebaya came into existence.
The issue turned out to be a hot debate for politicians and backbenchers of a parliament who had seemed to have already solved all the important matters in the country and were running dry of issues to debate on.
They began to undress and redress the poor kebaya-ed staff of MAS, like good politicians who have always kept an eye on the country’s well-being.
Unfortunately, because there are those whose thinking is clouded by prejudice, it is doomed that cloth will never be cut in the same way to tailor women’s wear again.
Picking up the queue, fashion designers and every MACAI in the industry began relentlessly designing apparels to cater to the curse of the JOLOOKERS.
Women should wear cardboard assisted clothing and box themselves to totally hide the disturbing contours of their God given anatomy and just what was God thinking when he gave them that.
This move would help restrict the roaming eyes of the weaker sex, which in this case clearly being the male predator or the Jolooker.
The Kardbaya is similar to the kebaya but has an exoskeleton made out of high industrial grade quality cardboard.
The cardboard is enveloped by the same batik fabric used by MAS to give it a decent, humanised and corporate look.
Cardboard is used to hide the contours that women were obviously cursed with and the cavity within the boxed frame is ventilated by motorised fans connected to portable USB power banks which are all thermostat controlled.
Every Kardbaya comes with an instructional manual complete with electrical and electronic specifications not to mention gadgetry warranties.
The human mind is like an embryo that evolves progressively with every tick of the clock and man is moving forward with compounding rapidity and momentum.
Every once a while I feel like surgically removing this embryo from the thick skull of the recalcitrant Jolooker and beat it with a big stick before carefully suturing it back into his head again.
Obviously, that is one vision which will remain impossible to accomplish so I will just stick to writing about it.
This article is a tribute to the Malaysian Kebaya as being one of the most outstanding and elegant designs ever created.
Any woman seen in this outfit should simply remind us of the delightfulness of a woman’s womanliness, feminineness, womanhood, womanly qualities and not as a seducer, as seen through the eyes of a JOLOOKER.
BEAUTY IS SAID TO BE IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND IN THERE IT SHOULD ALWAYS REMAIN WITHOUT PREJUDICE.
Eashwer Dass

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