Eashwer Dass

The race, religion, language tradition, culture and many more would be different but the feeling of pain and the colour of blood will always remain the same.

Water Even though they do not mix, water and petroleum are the two top commodities that mingle quite well on a list that shapes human existence and development. Not only does petroleum fuel our industries but it also contours the facade of modernisation synthesised by its countless derivatives to give the splendour that man constantly desires. Since its discovery, our planet has been perpetually squeezed for crude like a flattening tube of toothpaste to quench the insatiable thirst of what is known as progress. Unfortunately, the reserves of fossil fuel will one day end, with wells running dry, so will the black gold’s global dependence but this will not stop man’s resourcefulness. He would have by then, expedited explorations on other planets or would have found niche alternatives to preserve the energy continuum. The same cannot be said about water, only because this life dependent liquid cannot be substituted or easily harnessed. Just ask anybody out of the blues a sim...

Coz, they don't give a tinker's cuss Take a look at kid's clothing, they would eventually be reduced to a faded and tattered pile of rags within no time but just hold them up for a while and reminisce on how much delight they would have given you as especially their lingering body odour.  Imagine the struggle that these fabrics would have tolerated against the best detergents available in the market and more than often lose the battle to come out clean and spotless. Definitely , a little more seasoned and a shade of colour loss from the rude tumbling of a  heavily soiled pre- programmed wash  mode  set on the  washing machine.  Just think of the little bodies these apparels host, the bodies that least care about the type of clothes their mommies or daddies buy them. No matter what type of clothes these little bodies are wrapped in, be it branded or a one picked up from the flea market on a bargain, its origin or history does not both...

The oppositions of the past and the present To keep the government machinery well-oiled means having the opposition parties to watch their every move and to make sure that they are always on track. The previous opposition mechanic in the first picture, who with his band of soldiers relentlessly splattered oil on the previous government machinery to check its corrupt ways. If one scratches the walls of our parliament, he would definitely without fail hear this man’s voice. After decades of abuse, the machinery finally brakes down and falls apart to provide the nation an opportunity to test a new machine and new machines come with new mechanics. Lim kit Siang has now begun hands on, defusing the ‘Time bombs in Malaysia’ after clinching the mandate of the Rakyat to be promoted from an opposition mechanic to a law maker in the Government. The picture next to the detonator is that of a young man who has begun surfing on the crest of a wave that he has created ever since the Na...

After 6 decades of a single brand of rule being artificially popularised, the Malaysian Rakyat finally decided that they have had enough and voted for change. Now change comes with a price especially when the new ruling Government is head by the same brand disguised under the pretext of a rebrand. After condemning his predecessor of almost bankrupting the country and fully aware that the country is debt ridden, the Prime Minister with a weakness for fast and fancy cars is toying with the idea of burdening the country with yet another Malaysian car. By broadcasting bad reviews, he coerced the entire board of the Khazana National BHD into relinquishing their posts and successfully wrested control over it by appointing himself as its new Chairperson while selecting his own brand of people to serve along with him. His rebranding has also denied the Indian Government of an extradition request of the infamous Zair Naik to face criminal charges in the Indian sub-continent, a matter wh...

A Jolooker is a person whose eyes have a direct relationship with his testosterone production levels, mainly because his ministry of discipline completely erodes even with the slightest input of misinterpreted eroticism. It is a condition that psychology has made inroads to explain in detail but the psychiatry for relief still remains to be a myth. There is a great demand for cardboard in the market these days because of this and clothes manufacturers are outrageously attempting to source for even more. Ever since Minister Anthony Loke was pressed in parliament to resolve the eye-disturbing dress code issue of the stewardesses in the National Airline or MAS, the Kardbaya or cardboard Kebaya came into existence. The issue turned out to be a hot debate for politicians and backbenchers of a parliament who had seemed to have already solved all the important matters in the country and were running dry of issues to debate on. They began to undress and redress the poor kebaya-ed staf...